Christmas Dick Red Sweat - white letters

Christmas Dick Red Sweat - white letters

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'You think you've got a dick better than Christmas?' On my previous tour and for my Netflix special, I shared my personal experience of a man ending our romantic relationship because of my religion, or lack thereof. He offered the caveat of continuing the relationship if I would embrace his religion. Doing this would have meant giving up Christmas, a festival that I enjoy more than I ever enjoyed his dick. Whatever your faith, let the people in your life this holiday season be made aware that their dicks are not better than Christmas.

Easter, maybe.

XS 34" S 36" M 40" L 44" XL 48"
Fabric - 80% Ringspun cotton, 20% Polyester