Christmas Dick Sweatshirt - Silver
Christmas Dick Sweatshirt - Silver
Christmas Dick Sweatshirt - Silver

Christmas Dick Sweatshirt - Silver

Regular price £35.00 £30.00 Sale

'You think you've got a dick better than Christmas?' On my previous tour and for my Netflix special, I shared my personal experience of a man ending our romantic relationship because of my religion, or lack thereof. He offered the caveat of continuing the relationship if I would embrace his religion. Doing this would have meant giving up Christmas, a festival that I enjoy more than I ever enjoyed his dick. Whatever your faith, let the people in your life this holiday season be made aware that their dicks are not better than Christmas.

Also, after a few wines, I am a Christmas Dick.

 

XS 34" S 36" M 40" L 44" XL 48"
Fabric - 80% Ringspun cotton, 20% Polyester