'You think you've got a dick better than Christmas?' On my previous tour and for my Netflix special, I shared my personal experience of a man ending our romantic relationship because of my religion, or lack thereof. He offered the caveat of continuing the relationship if I would embrace his religion. Doing this would have meant giving up Christmas, a festival that I enjoy more than I ever enjoyed his dick. Whatever your faith, let the people in your life this holiday season be made aware that their dicks are not better than Christmas.