For the more subtle Christmas Dick fashionisto or fashionista. Those who know the bit will see you in your soft festive aubergine jumper and knowingly shout 'Christmas Dick!' across your crowded office. Transition seamlessly to your regular volunteering slot at the local care home, confident that you won't offend anyone who was alive before emojis. My Canadian uncle asked about this design and I explained that it's British custom to decorate night shade vegetables with fairy lights nearing the holiday season. His dick, I'm told, was once maybe on par with the summer solstice but came nowhere close to being better than Christmas.
(Suitable for vegans)
S 34/36" M 38/40" L 42/44" XL46/48” Fabric - 100% Cotton